I'm Juliette, a 40-something writer living in on the river in Cambridgeshire (but not in Cambridge, I'm not a millionaire).
I currently write health features for The Telegraph and was
once a football columnist for The Guardian. I've written about fashion, beauty, business, gardening, property, interiors, music, film, drones and Formula One - quite the mixed bag. I now run my own little creative agency, Two Magpies Media.
Several auto-immune diseases, a French husband (Gautier) and a crazy cat (Squeaky) rule my life. We don't have kids, but I have a lot of teddies whom I treat like kids which I know isn't normal. According to my mum I've not been right since I rolled off the bed as a baby and landed on the floor. What can you do?
Collecting '40s and '50s fashion is my deal, along with
watching sport, feeding swans and ducks at the end of our garden, knocking back cocktails and wishing I was married
to Jason Bateman and living on a smallholding with some monkeys, donkeys, weasels and sheep.
I'm low maintenance: I dye my own hair, paint my own nails and have never had Botox or even a facial. If it's glamour
you're after, you've come to the wrong place.
Tell me about the books you love, the beauty products you rate or the cakes you've baked. If you like what you read
and you're feeling flush, a small donation would be much appreciated so I can buy some sweets.
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